Cheating on Your Spouse

My spouse is as cold as ice

I am away.

What I do when I am away doesn’t matter

You’ve been around the block. You’ve run out of patience. Your hair is getting thinner and your middle is getting plumper. Jessica in marketing flirts with you from time to time and she is so hot….do you have a chance?

You are a smart guy. Only irresponsible celebrities get caught with their pants down. Maybe you’ll just have a drink. That’ll be harmless. That won’t be cheating. You just need to feel worthy again!

You won’t even cheat. Coincidentally, you tell yourself cheating isn’t even an option. But after the fourth cocktail and that lengthy hug, you’ve already cheated. You never foresaw this type of heat. This is the very first time you’ve kissed another woman in years. Now look what you’ve done. You’ve been researching how to cheat, how not to get caught and your double life is accelerating at a rapid pace.

You’ve located dozens of websites and learned foolproof methods many people use to not get caught. These rules will give you a squeaky clean alibi 100% of the time. You’ll digest the steps on how to eliminate the obvious errors and acquire the specialized tactics for creating your 2nd life including burying all the evidence, all of the time. You’ll anticipate your spouse’s skeptical attitude and laugh off the occasional accusation. Your strategy, thus far, has been like clockwork.

This 2nd life will come to a conclusion

Regardless of how you account for your duality, irrational behavior and twisted reasoning, you will pay the price. The price you pay is always in the future. In fact, like thousands of spouses before you, you have compartmentalized your guilt and buried it so deep, you believe you are right.

You are too smart to get caught, of course.You have taken every precaution. You’ve left no stone unturned. You and your accomplice have co-written the rules and agreed to your duplicity. You may have rules like the following:

The two of you both have alias-type email accounts.

You both agree to instantly delete all email after reading it.

You both delete your internet history every day.

You’ve agreed to never use the cell phone.

The two of you use code words for professing your lust and love.

You never use credit cards when paying for hotels.

The two of you agree to never get together in town.

You tell your spouse you still love her.

Unprotected sex isn’t an option for the two of you.

The two of you both use outsourced “Excuse” companies to remove any suspicion about where you are.

The amount of juggling is overwhelming There is a limit to your genius. Clever software programmer have created invisible files that can capture every key you have tapped. This means that even if you delete an email from your lover and put it in the trash, your key strokes outlining your password and naughty talk is memorized by the program (which is in a hidden file) and can be seen by your spouse. Uh oh!

There is only a single, clear and meaningful resolution to your duality and fortunately it comes with a clean conscious, an open communicative style and an abundance of prosperity.

Cheating, sex and intimacy can be complicated. Cheating on your wife is easy-paying for it later is priceless.